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Natalie Anthony
11/01/2006


Dickies 500

Ya know what their thinkin', but man don't your wish they could say it?

If every driver had the opportunity to tell it like it is, we would have a far more interesting race. Not that a NASCAR race needs anymore excitement. Unfortunately for viewers, drivers don't get to exercise their First Amendment right when it comes to controversial opinions they have about other drivers, officials, or anything else NASCAR related. They get the "Don't say it" or "Watch what you say", from their crew chiefs, owner, sponsors, personal assistants, and anyone else who has their best interest at heart. The drivers really have to be careful every time they talk on the radio and to the media. Who gets fined thousand of dollars and a loss in points for saying a swear word? Maybe they can opt for the soap eating penalty. There should be a lot of tongue biting this weekend at Texas Motor Speedway (Texas). This track has a lot of similarities to Atlanta Motor Speedway, so the action that you saw last weekend is close to what you will witness this weekend.

The Checkered Four
(Current point standings)
Jimmie Johnson (2nd) Hendrick Motorsports - Chevrolet - What the heck does Tony Stewart have under the hood of that #20 car. Man, he is fast. Oh well, I'll just keep doing what I am doing and when the media interviews me, I just say that Tony had a better car in the center of the turns and I was really loose all race in between turns 3 and 4. Yeah, that sounds good. Luckily for me, I run better at Texas than Tony, so I don't have to think of an excuse as to why he was better than me. This will be my 7th start and I have 2 Top 5's and 5 Top 10's. If Kasey wins, I will most likely come in 2nd and I can say something about the high line being too loose for me.

Denny Hamlin (3rd) Joe Gibbs Racing - Chevrolet - I'm going to be Raybestos Rookie of the year and I my have Play Station to thank. Why don't I have the same set up as my teammate Tony Stewart? I know that Joe Gibbs likes him more than me, but I'm going to be rookie of the year. It doesn't matter, I kick butt at Texas and when I win, Joe will like me more. It is my rookie season and I have the best average at Texas. I have raced there 2 times, (35 times on my Play Station) and I have a Top 5 and 2 Top 10's.

Dale Earnhardt Jr. (4th) Dale Earnhardt Inc. - Chevrolet - I was so toying with Jeff Gordon at Atlanta. I let him pass me and gave him a lot of room because that's what really good drivers do, but as soon as he did, bam right back at cha' slower Chevy. You bunch of babies. You didn't need new tires to finish the race. Why oh why did I stay so high at the pit road entrance? Oh well, that's the last time the leaders juke me. See that point's leader Matt Kenseth, I still beat you and you had fresher tires. Who's the man? Dale Jr. is. Just wait until Texas; I will be the one everybody follows to the pits because I rock there. I have 8 starts and I have won there unlike Matt Kenseth or Jimmie Johnson. And I have 3 Top 5's and 6 Top 10's. Man, I'm good. No wonder I'm the crowd favorite.

Kasey Kahne (9th) Evernham Motorsports - Dodge - David Stremme, a Top 35 was your most concern during the race, Cmon! I said it was all my fault and that I am really sorry that I damaged your owner's point standings. What was I thinking? I am in the chase for the Nextel Cup and I was in 4th place and made a mistake and took the #40 out of the Top 35. I shake my head and I think it is completely ridiculous. Drink a couple Coors Lite and get a life David. One race is not going to solidify your owner's points and if you had done your job this entire season, you wouldn't be in this position. Don't blame me because you don't know how to drive. I can totally come back this race. Texas is another intermediate track where I rule and another opportunity for me to take the checkered flag. I might have screwed up my chances for the chase, but that's not going to stop me from dominating Texas. Rookies in the back of the pack, stay out of the way while I lap you.

Underdogs
(Current point standings)
Casey Mears (14th) Chip Ganassi Racing - Dodge - Juan Pablo Montoya…That's my #42 car you are driving. Get out. Ooh and you got an 11th place finish in the Busch race. It's a Busch race, wait until you drive in the Nextel Series, than we will talk about how well you are driving. Whatever, I'm just glad I'm changing teams next season. I mean who wants to be overshadowed by a Formula One driver who gets all the attention. I should run pretty good at Texas. I have 5 starts there and an average finish of 11th spot. Yeah, I definitely can finish in the Top 15. Hopefully in the Top 10, so I can rub that in Juan's face. If it weren't for the free pass for drivers a lap down, I would never run on the lead lap.

Martin Truex Jr. (21st) Dale Earnhardt Inc. - Chevrolet - Why is it lately that every time I run in the Top 15, my car chokes. Shouldn't I have the same tires as my teammate Dale Jr.? His tires didn't blow and mine did. This favoritism thing is really bumming me out. You think, cool, I get to be part of an icon's team and as soon as you get there, not cool, you get leftovers. This will be my 3rd start at Texas, and I have been pretty consistent there. I have a Top 10. As long as my hand-me-down parts hold up, I'll be in the Top 15.

Most likely to be a lap down
(Current point standings)
Kyle Busch (10th) Hendrick Motorsports - Chevrolet - Who put that wall there? Somebody has been messing with my set up for the last 2 races and making my car really loose. This chase thing is really getting on my nerves. It's too much pressure. At least when I mess up early in the race, everybody pretty much leaves me alone. Since I am completely out of the chase and I stink at Texas, if I run bad on Sunday nobody will care. I really don't like Texas. I've raced there 3 times and I can't do any better than an average Top 25. If I take myself out of the race completely, at least I'll look good hangin' out in the garage with my cool sun glasses. That's what I get for being good lookin'; I have a sun glass company sponsoring me.

Robby Gordon (26th) Robby Gordon Motorsports - Chevrolet - What debris? It wasn't me. I have no idea what you are talking about and why part of my roll cage padding is missing. It is really ironic that a caution came out and I was the first car a lap down. Wow, I must be really lucky. How else can I get a Top 10? Sometimes you have to make your own luck. I just hope the next time I "make my own luck", that NASCAR doesn't implement some new rule because I would never get another Top 10. I am not going to get one at Texas, I'd be lucky if I get a Top 30.

Track Stats Texas Motor Speedway (Fort Worth, TX) Dickies 500 November 5, 2006 (Sunday) - 2:30 pm - NBC (Sister Tracks - Lowe's, California, Homestead-Miami, Kansas Dover, Chicagoland, Michigan, Darlington, & Atlanta) (Tracks in bold represent tracks in the Chase for the Nextel Cup)

Samsung/Radio Shack 500
(April 9, 2006)
Top 10 Results
1. Kasey Kahne
2. Matt Kenseth
3. Tony Stewart
4. Denny Hamlin
5. Kevin Harvick
6. Jeff Burton
7. Scott Riggs
8. Martin Truex Jr.
9. Mark Martin
10. Bobby Labonte




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